#YOU AINT BOUT THAT LIFE

That odd moment when you are trying to take a shit but you are backed up

When i get invited to a company party and then they tell me its open bar

When someone puts in a request to get their computer checked out then they ask me to come back later

When you walk in on your GF peeing

Driving home with a bottle of jack on a friday

When girls say they can drink more than guys

when im showing my friends my new surround sound system

When my friends tell me we’re going bar hopping

When I arrive at a party and the only beer they have is Natural Ice and PBR

When my bestfriend and I arrive at a bar, club, restaurant, house party, baby shower etc.

(Source: myfriendsaremarried)